My future child

Bacon overload

Since 2 people have sent me this today, I had better post it:

Vilhelm Lillefläsk’s Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon! You can put it on sandwiches, pizza, pastas, bacon, soups, pies, eat it hot or cold (warm Squeez Bacon® on toasted rye is to die for), substitute it for bacon in your recipes, or even eat it right out of the tube like we do! If it’s edible, it’s better with Squeez Bacon®.

Its actually everything that I've ever dreamed of. Do you think they have a travel size?

(Thanks Lauren and Michael!)

And then there's this little number: Why is this on Failblog?? I don't see the problem. (Thanks Suzanne!)

I expect rainbows coming out of a vat of bacon...

(Thanks Eileen!)

Why hasn't anyone gotten me this yet?

(It's All About the Bacon)

Bacon flosssss

Ha! My friend Jessica sent me this link of Bacon Floss along with this email:

"It's a sad day when your name is synonymous with bacon in my head, but such is life."

How bacon is made!

I doubt you want to see how exactly bacon is made, but I needed to know where my love was born. Its kind of gross, but nothing could stop me from enjoying the deliciousness that is bacon. The only thing that bothered me was the woman throwing out the "not up to par" pieces of bacon at the end. Lady! How dare you!

(It's all about the Bacon)

An actual dream come true!

Remember when I posted about my obsession with poutine?! Well this shit has bacon on it! Amazing.
(This is why you're Fat)

LOL

Heaven.

Bacon, sausage and other crap rolled up in a dough.
(This is why you're fat)

My two favorite things together!

Nothing could be better than bacon AND mayo!

Mmmm again another favorite, bacon AND salt. You could put this on ANYTHING.

(Thanks Allyn!)

Wake n' Bacon!!!!

My Birthday is April 29th and if you love me...you know what to get me. This genius invention is a bacon alarm clock! You put a frozen piece of bacon in there at night, and it starts cooking it around the time you wake up! I told you bacon is taking over the world!

(Dlisted/Mathlete)

My Valentine's Day date

Bacon man! I love him.

Genius!

Bacon is taking over the world. Click here to find out how to make the Bacon Explosion!

Love it!

(Thanks Eileen!)

Mmmmmmmm

Click HERE to find 5 delicious recipes for bacon desserts from Time! Bacon is taking over the world!

(Thanks Rich!)

I almost like bacon this much

Everyone knows my obsession with bacon. However, I am not sure that I like it enough to purchase any of these masterpieces by Victoria Reynolds.