Yesss, I will be DVRing this!

Standard.

Try and spot the gem I walked by in line at McDonalds yesterday... I'm thinking she may be my halloween costume this year.

This is why I love Michael K

"There's a tightrope..."

I LOVE him. He writes Dlisted and when he isn't killing me laughing because he's dead inside, then I'm looking at his Myspace. Michael wants to canoodle him and I just want to be his best friend. Obsessed.

I've seen too many movies lately

Movies I've seen lately and my snap judgements.
*LOVE Hayden Christensen. All I did was stare at him during the entire movie. Then focused on the fact that him and Rachel Bilson met and started dating on set. And then I was jealous.

*Everytime I tell someone that the next place on my list to visit is Thailand, they always say: "All I can think of when I hear about Thailand is that movie with Claire Danes...you know where they get stuck in that scary prison." So I finally watched this movie. When I go to Thailand, I'll just try not to smuggle drugs out of the country. Problem solved.

This was pretty funny. It was no "Old School" but I got a laugh or two out of it.

"When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job."

Ok I don't want to spoil the movie for anyone who hasn't seen it. But I will say that there is one scene with a hot piece that disappoints me. And I don't care what anyone (Michael) says, I hate Tilda Swinton. Every character I've seen her play, she's usually a CB. And she's not in the least bit attractive.

It could have been me!

I'll try to give you the run down between my sobs. Jason Mesnick the adorable little nugget who will be the new "Bachelor" premiering January 5th...is...engaged :( We LOVED him on the "Bachelorette" even though I had to look at that awful Deanna. And me and the roommates may or may not have stalked him and found his work number and called it to listen to his voicemail. And he may or may not be my Myspace friend...(along with 7,330 chicks). WHAT? Don't Judge! I can only hope that he follows the same trend that they all have and break up. UsWeekly has the details, I'm too devastated.

Bear Grylls is a Golden God

I love him. Why? Aside from the fact that he's a hot piece, he's also a bad ass. If you don't have Bear Grylls posters covering your bedroom, I'll give you a rundown on why you should. Bear started off in the British Army's Special Forces. He was released from service when he got in a free fall parachute accident and broke his back in three places but still survived (bad ass). He then went on to become the youngest Brit (age 23) to climb Mount Everest (also bad ass). You may see him now on the Discovery Channel on "Man vs. Wild." This glorious show is basically a couple camera men following Bear to the most treacherous places on earth, and film him drinking his own pee, stripping down naked and eating animals raw. Alright, there's a little bit more to it, but that's what I focused on. He basically has to find his way back to civilization without dying. I was devastated to read on CNN yesterday that he injured his shoulder while on a charity excursion in Antarctica. He'll be alright because he's a bad ass. I included one of my favorite clips from the show! Enjoy!