Happy Monday!

Such raw talent...

Nast.

So I saw this on twitter last night but I couldn't figure out what was going on, was she extra tan and shiny? Are those her abs or what is that? And now I see its much more classy than I had imagined...its dirt with a PB bunny etched into the dirt. This is art if I've ever seen any. She is the WORST. Although, ever since that awful show and her obsession with the dry shampoo- I've been obsessed. So I finally got dry shampoo this week and its fantastic! I'm never showering again!

Did anyone see this?!

I. Can't. Stop.

I accidentally watched the marathon of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here on MTV this past weekend. I got HOOKED because this one and that douche sucked me into their awful lives. This was the only video that I could find BUT its missing the best part. "They completely ripped the labels off my dry shampoo! WAAAHHHHH" The ENTIRE show she was spraying her hair and trying to market this dry shampoo. Maybe she's coming out with her own brand of dry shampoo? I have no idea. I do know, however, that I want it... Apparently now they're stuck in Costa Rica because the doctors won't clear them to leave after her gastric ulcer fiasco. It really is a terrible show. 

I just threw up in my mouth...

I know you've been waiting anxiously for the Heidi and Spencer honeymoon pictures. They could not be more awful. I have no idea why I'm obsessed with these two, its like a train wreck. I keep waiting and waiting for them to come out and be like "Ok, we we've been totally kidding around for the past few years. Our entire life is a sham etc." Anywhoo, I pulled a few of my favorites but Popsugar has about 90 classy pictures of these two douche bags.

Heidi Pratt...

Welp. Apparently these two classy people eloped in Mexico on Nov. 20th. And LUCKILY Spencer kept that handsome crotch hair beard for the pictures! There were no parents there, but somehow Us Weekly was able to get exclusive rights... I mean, that's true love- No family, just the press around. Apparently the whole ceremony cost $4,150 plus tax. (I love how they added the "plus tax" in there). Her dress was really flowy...meaning I bet one crisp dollar bill on the fact that she's pregnant. Head over to ONTD for close ups. Ugh. What a way to ruin a Monday.

I just...can't

Really with those props? I cannot handle it. And correct me if I'm wrong, it is not short and tank top weather in LA this time of year. I love how these two completely think that they will swing the Republican vote with their delightful propaganda. Remember when they looked like this: