Its about that time of year...

I'm sure most of you know the feeling that I have right around this time of year. Its still balls cold outside- and there's no warmth in sight, the holidays and new year is over, you have taxes to do (and by that I mean that I made Eileen do it, but still stressed over it nonetheless). February is just sort of blah, and that whole new years resolution about not letting people annoy me is starting to fade...
Since the beginning of the new year, I have actually had a lot going on work-related and non work-related. I tend to get depressed in the winter, but luckily I've had enough going on to distract me. But it seems like things have finally calmed down and I can concentrate on bigger and better things.
Anyways, in these times I like to find inspirational quotes...because that's productive. I LOVE quotable cards and here are a couple I found that I really like.

Pepperoni Tony

Michael Scott: Who have I wronged? Who have I, wronged. Oh! Oh! What about that fat guy from Stamford I insulted. We should find him.
Pam Beesly: You mean Tony?
Michael Scott: Jabba the Hut, Pizza the Hut, fat guys like pizza, pepperoni pizza-- pepperoni Tony!
Pam Beesly: Oh Michael.
Michael Scott: Man was he fat. So, sooo ffffat. You know what, forget it. I know me. When I saw him I would never be able to apologize to him. [beat] Too fat. Big fat fatty.

I'm still laughing

Andy Bernard: [looking in a car window] Trying to see what CD she's got. It's good to know the deets about the girl you're wooing. Ah-ha! Fiest! Yes! [hits the car setting of its alarm] Ah-hhh-hh! [nervously backs up into the car behind him, setting of that alarm too]

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Andy Bernard: Brought you guys some coffees. Stanley, I know you have adult on-set diabetes so, I put Splenda in yours. Let's see, how many did I put in there [starts singing to the tune of Fiest's 1234] 1-2-3-4 Splendas in your coffee Stanley, none in yours Julia, because I don't know how you take it. But if you'd rather--
Stanley: Four Splenda? Are you crazy?
Andy Bernard: Well no I actually only put in two but, that's not how the song goes.

No arms or legs

Red Cross woman: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Michael Scott: No, Rose, they are not breathing. And, they have no arms or legs.
Red Cross woman: No that's not part of it.
Michael Scott: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we both resuscitating them? I mean what kind of quality of life do we have there?
Kevin: I would wanna live with no legs.
Michael Scott: How 'bout no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin, you don't do anything.