Literally.

Yes! This video is finally on You Tube. Obsessed.

Aha!

So ever since the Heidi Montag dry shampoo incident I've been obsessed with the idea of dry shampoo and did a little research into it. As it turns out, there are barely any out there, Bumble and Bumble has a line and then I got "PSSSSST" or whatever it is from Walgreens. Its not that great, turns out. Or I just have overly greasy hair, who knows. But then Rachel Zoe posted about "The All Nighter" dry shampoo on her website, and now I'm obsessed...again.

My hero has finally trademarked her ingenious catch phrases!

Chris Suave, who created this shirt apparently received a cease and desist letter from the infamous Rachel Zoe because APPARENTLY she trademarked the terms "Bananas" and "I die". I did not know you could trademark words that were already an integral part of the English language, but whatevs. I'm totally going to start doing this even though nothing that comes out of my mouth is original.

"What eating disorder?"

"Truthfully, I've never seen myself as being too thin."

Wow. Uhmmmm I know that ribs are the new cleavage...but this might be a little extreme.

I die!

RACHEL ZOE PROJECT WILL BE BACK FOR ANOTHER SEASON!!!! OMG I DIE! I'VE COME UNDONE!

"Shutting it down"

So Halloween, even though I usually hate it was a lot of fun this year! If you haven't figured it out yet, I was Rachel Zoe. And I do think that I somehow managed to pull it off. The pictures will speak for themselves.

Shutting it down

"Because I have Jewish guilt...even though I'm not Jewish."

So I finally got to watch the finale of Rachel Zoe last night. I am devastated that its over :( There had BETTER be a reunion. I mean all they need to do is have Brad crying, fogging up his glasses. Meanwhile, Andy Cohen will be caressing him...and by caressing I mean undressing. (Remember the Flipping Out reunion?! Andy was TOTALLY hitting on Ryan). Tay can be glaring out of her one visible eye while bitching non stop about Brad. Rodge can make sure his hair is parted correctly on the side while justifying his terrible lonely life. And Rachel will sit there emotionless drinking her venti Starbucks tea.

This is my favorite show and I am keeping all the recorded episodes on my DVR so that I can watch them all year long.

"I'm devasted right now..."

"I'm so excited, I could die...put me in my grave right now with this ring" "Are you serious, I'm devastated right now..."

Currently obsessed with Rachel Zoe's many facial expressions...