What a fantastic little website!! STFU, Marrieds is a site where people can submit annoying lovey-dovey status updates from their married friends. While I don't have that many married friends, I do have many annoying friends ;). I would like to start a website of just annoying status updates (I'm sure half the website will consist of my own updates). But one thing I hate/love are the people who consistently update the same, boring stuff that everyone does.
"at work..." Yeah? Most people are- its a weekday. NO ONE CARES.
"TGIF!!!" STOP IT. (I TGIF'd once but only because I REALLY meant it)