Holiday season around the office...

As I packed up a few xmas gifts to send out, I debated throwing these two into the mix. However, there is "re-gifting" scandal going about the office so I decided to keep them.

It could have been me!

I'll try to give you the run down between my sobs. Jason Mesnick the adorable little nugget who will be the new "Bachelor" premiering January 5th...is...engaged :( We LOVED him on the "Bachelorette" even though I had to look at that awful Deanna. And me and the roommates may or may not have stalked him and found his work number and called it to listen to his voicemail. And he may or may not be my Myspace friend...(along with 7,330 chicks). WHAT? Don't Judge! I can only hope that he follows the same trend that they all have and break up. UsWeekly has the details, I'm too devastated.

Word up to the gays!

Fight the hate with love! I think we all know by now that my life would be a lot less hilarious without the gays. I wouldn't know how to keep from falling in the shower. I wouldn't know how to dance like Sasha Fierce. I wouldn't be so BLINDSIDED when the gays come out. I'm sure Michael would have called off today, but the whole "volunteer" aspect of this day probably will force him into work. I leave you with another amazing video and probably one of my favorites. "Kiki STOP! You're YESSING TOO HARD!"

Well, I'll be damned...

Who knew that Illinois politicians were corrupt? I heard about this recent scandal at the gym, early this morning (don't act surprised). The only things I knew about Blagojevich is that I liked his name, and that he has a bizarrely thick head of hair. From what I gather, Blagojevich is being accused of trying to "sell" Obama's vacant Senate seat, among other shenanigans. Now, let's be realistic- Obama's seat could go for a pretty penny. We are in a recession, people. He was just trying to skimp by with an extra few hundred thousand dollars in his pocket. He is also accused of nearly retracting $8 Million in funding for Children's Memorial Hospital, because the hospital CEO wouldn't give the governor the $50,000 kickback he demanded for his campaign. He even went so far as attempting to put his wife to work, by bribing people to hire her on. Well that's nice, put the whole fam to work- Recession! Well, I guess he's out on $4,500 bail...which doesn't seem like very much? I bet he's out eating a delightful dinner at Charlie Trotter's as we speak.

Bear Grylls is a Golden God

I love him. Why? Aside from the fact that he's a hot piece, he's also a bad ass. If you don't have Bear Grylls posters covering your bedroom, I'll give you a rundown on why you should. Bear started off in the British Army's Special Forces. He was released from service when he got in a free fall parachute accident and broke his back in three places but still survived (bad ass). He then went on to become the youngest Brit (age 23) to climb Mount Everest (also bad ass). You may see him now on the Discovery Channel on "Man vs. Wild." This glorious show is basically a couple camera men following Bear to the most treacherous places on earth, and film him drinking his own pee, stripping down naked and eating animals raw. Alright, there's a little bit more to it, but that's what I focused on. He basically has to find his way back to civilization without dying. I was devastated to read on CNN yesterday that he injured his shoulder while on a charity excursion in Antarctica. He'll be alright because he's a bad ass. I included one of my favorite clips from the show! Enjoy!

This made my afternoon...

Ha. I have no idea what I would do with my time if the gays stopped dancing along to pop hits and then posting them on YouTube. My favorite part of this video is at the end, when his mother hands him a towel. He couldn't find anyone else to tape him?

"What eating disorder?"

"Truthfully, I've never seen myself as being too thin."

Wow. Uhmmmm I know that ribs are the new cleavage...but this might be a little extreme.

Baba Palace

So it is maybe 2 degrees outside right now and freezing. The only thing that I want to do is curl up in a womb somewhere and hibernate with hot chocolate and Ed Westwick. Since that seems a little irrational, we decided to head over to my favorite little Indian/Pakistani place Baba Palace for lunch (and don't get fancied by the website, its not that glamorous). You walk in and there is a huge menu with crazy dishes and pictures to help those of us who don't know the ins and outs of Indian food. Every cab driver that I've ever known is also here. For whatever reason, I LOVE this place. I love it so much that I even reviewed it on Yelp! I do that sometimes...don't act surprised. Its nice and toasty, the food is good- I get the Frontier Chicken and Daal. The adorable little man at the counter barely speaks English but we're best friends. Then there is like a 90 year old man who brings out the food and cleans up. He is also my best friend. I think I like it because for an hour out of the day, you feel like you're somewhere else. So Michael and I dragged Bethany out to this place to make her try it. Needless to say she hated the food, hates us and is now running around saying "mmmm hmmm them Pakistani don't like the Jews." So she won't be going back, but I plan to move in when my lease is up.

I die!

RACHEL ZOE PROJECT WILL BE BACK FOR ANOTHER SEASON!!!! OMG I DIE! I'VE COME UNDONE!

I just threw up in my mouth...

I know you've been waiting anxiously for the Heidi and Spencer honeymoon pictures. They could not be more awful. I have no idea why I'm obsessed with these two, its like a train wreck. I keep waiting and waiting for them to come out and be like "Ok, we we've been totally kidding around for the past few years. Our entire life is a sham etc." Anywhoo, I pulled a few of my favorites but Popsugar has about 90 classy pictures of these two douche bags.