Sunday, July 12, 2009

I do not enjoy...

...The Neelys. I spend most of my weekends watching the Food Channel and fantasizing about one day being able to create something more than Mac and Cheese. 
I love Ina Garten, her soothing voice makes me just want to curl up in her bosom and take a nap. While most people don't like Giada de Laurentiis, I love her. I even love her giant teeth and can overlook the fact that she has to pronounce certain items in Italian: "I will now grate some fresh PARMAGIANNNNAA onto the PAAASTA." 

I don't like Rachael Ray...but then again, who does? I had an ex who was obsessed with Good Eats, so I watched enough Alton Brown to ruin me for a while. Sandra Lee is too put together and I don't trust anyone who can change their entire kitchen decor to suit the theme of the show.

Now the Neelys blatant display of their affection is just too much for me to bear. "Ohhh baby pass me the know how I like my pepper!" "Oooo girl I know how you like your pepper, gimme some love, baby." Just stop. 

1 comment:

Kelvin Oliver said...

HAHA. Look like you crumbled the Food Network. I sometimes watch it depending on the shows. Some of their shows aren't that bad. I think I have seen The Neelys because I recall them going to cook with other chefs and cookers. Rachael Ray just falls right on in with the others. Great post.