Michael (In his nasally gay voice): "JKrack, whats with the garland? Its like you ran out of lights and there's an extra foot just sitting there. AND FYI- you look morbidly obese."
Bethany (In her high pitched south side accent): "Uhhhmm JKrack... that looks TERRIBLE. I'm glad I'm Jewish."
Brandon (In his astonishingly deep voice): "Uhh yeah, why are you putting tinsel on the ficus?"
Sierra: "Actually, if you fall- our disability is %100."
EVERYONE: "WHERE ARE OUR CANDY CANES!! GO GET CANDY CANES!"