Tim: So I got hit by a car for the second time this weekend
Me: hhahahhahahaha what?
Tim: Ya dude. The first time was like in October while I was on the phone wtih my mom she was like what was that noise? I responded that I had just been hit by car.
her response: "were u jaywalking?"
no mom, and im ok by the way.
This second time was worse. I was like shot up onto the hood. Totally not my fault... the chick said she dropped her phone and wasnt paying attention. I walk into my place and tell Steve, his response: "were u jaywalking?"