Kimora Lee Simmons. I accidentally watched her show a couple times last year Life in the Fab Lane, and have hated her ever since. And the I accidentally caught some of her E! True Hollywood Story last night, which reaffirmed my aversion to her. So if you didn't know she was born in St. Louis and was super awkwardly tall. So like most awkwardly tall people, she got into modeling. A few years later, Russell Simmons took notice of her and pursued her. After a few more years, they got married. Long story short, Russell launched a women's wear line to be a part of Phat Farm. Kimora ended up being the lead design for Baby Phat. She is now of course, filthy rich and throws it in everyones face, and enjoys doing so. And is now allegedly knocked up with Djimon Hounsou's baby. She's an obnoxious beast.