Weekend Ben quotes:
"No dude seriously this traffic is ABYSMAL"
"Carrie, seriously $240? Thats like one nights bar tab!"
To a girl on the phone: "If you don't answer your phone again...I'm going to throw you down the stairs."
"Well I didn't want to sleep on this couch, so I had to hook up with that chick. Jen- I'm sleeping in your bed tonight."
"Alright, I know I'm gay for saying this but you HAVE to hear that Sarah McLachlan and Pink song from the AMAs...it was fricken' beautiful."
"Well, I took X and then went home with an asian chick with fake boobs."
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